After Leaving the Entertainment Industry, the Has-Been Streamer Went Viral for Fortune-Telling

[Ridiculous comedy + mysticism + livestreaming + memes + strong female lead + entertainment industry + no romance] She transmigrated into a celebrity hated by the entire internet, and from the start, her scumbag boyfriend was already manipulating her. Tang Youyou quickly packed her bags, returned to the countryside to inherit her family’s dilapidated ancestral temple, and planned to sell it to pay off her debts. Who knew the temple came with a sharp-tongued spirit? If she didn’t promote mysticism and restore its incense offerings, she’d be struck by lightning! To stay alive and make money, Tang Youyou was forced to start livestreaming “ridiculous mysticism.” “Master, I’ve had terrible luck lately. Can you take a look for me?” Tang Youyou, completely serious: “It’s no big deal. Go stand on your head outside your boss’s office and eat a banana. Fight poison with poison.” She thought it was just a joke for laughs, but then... Netizen A: “Master, I got promoted! My boss said I had great ideas and knew how to think outside the box!” Netizen B: “Master, you’re amazing! Ever since you gave my ex-boyfriend a tongue-lashing, he hasn’t dared bother me again. He said your mouth is even more poisonous than his mom’s!” Netizen C: “Master, your peach-blossom charm really works! My mom took it to her square-dancing session, and all three of Old Wang next door’s sons asked for her WeChat!” Later, top-tier stars and business tycoons crowded her doorstep, with luxury cars lined up all the way to the foot of the mountain. The rival who had trashed her trembled. “Master, I was wrong. Please be merciful!” Her top-tier-star ex-boyfriend brought her his entire fortune. “Youyou, I’ll give you everything. Just give me one more chance!” Tang Youyou picked her teeth with a peachwood sword while directing the new lackeys she had recruited. “See that guy? Tell him to get in line at the back. We’ve already handed out all the discounted tickets for today. Want to cut in? You’ll have to earn double the merit.”