My wife deliberately stole my monitoring data in order to get his little bamboo horse Lin Chengzhou to become a regular employee. When I finally arrived at the research institute, I found that Lin Chengzhou was announcing in the meteorological studio, "The climate crisis is reversed! Starting next week, the global temperature will cool down!" I shouted hoarsely to stop it, "That data is wrong! There will be no cooling at all next week!" My wife slapped me hard on the face and shouted, "Xie Tingyu, don't talk nonsense to me!" Not only did she humiliate me, she also tore up the research results that I and the world's authoritative meteorological experts had jointly researched. But what she didn't know was that the document clearly stated: "Next week, the global temperature will rise to a terrifying 81 degrees! The global mass extinction crisis is coming!"
