Honghuang: After Lying Low for a Billion Years, I Slept My Way to the Great Dao Ancestor

Han Ping transmigrates into the primordial world and somehow becomes a sea of Chaos blood, with no cultivation, no backing, and so insignificant that even Pangu cannot be bothered to strike him down.

After accidentally binding to the Lazybones Divine Choice System, he decisively chooses the ultimate lie-flat path: sleep for 64.8 billion years, dodge the calamity of creation, and claim the Great Dao-level treasure, The Three Thousand Scrolls of Transference.

“Three Thousand Chaos Demon Gods? They’re all my sacrificial stand-ins!”

Taking on Pangu head-on? Not a chance! The Sky-Opening Axe comes swinging? The damage is instantly transferred to a Demon God! Luo Hu takes the hit, and the Demon Ape is sacrificed to heaven.

“While Pangu was gestating, I slept. When the primordial world was first established, I collected the bodies.”

Snatching the God-Slaying Spear during the calamity of the ferocious beasts? Just a little something on the side.

Beast Emperor Shen Ni drops to his knees and begs, “Master, spare my life! I’ll be your attendant!”

Others prove the Dao through hard cultivation. I do it by sleeping my way through achievements.

While Hongjun and the other reincarnated Demon Gods are still scheming against one another in the primordial world, Han Ping rolls over in the sea of blood. “Quiet down. Let me sleep until I reach the Great Dao realm…”