I, the Master of Metaphysics, Have Been Absorbed by the Country?

[Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + metaphysics + cool writing + strong women + modern cultivation of immortality] In order to make a living, Shi Ning and his adoptive father formed a magic stick team and earned a lot of money by relying on the skills of the three-legged cat. The Liu family in City A has been experiencing frequent strange incidents recently, so they spent a lot of money to invite two people to exorcise the ghosts. The adoptive father thought that he was being taken advantage of again, thinking that by pasting a few talismans and performing a few rituals, he would be able to get a lot of money. Unexpectedly, the gloomy ghostly atmosphere, the ghost hitting the wall in the middle of the night, and the baby laughing everywhere shocked him to have nightmares again and again. "Daughter, this house is really haunted, let's run away quickly!" Turning her head, she saw that her cute little girl was holding a little devil in her hands. The little devil was struggling desperately but could not escape. The adoptive father was shocked: "No? Are you really good at it?!" * Everyone always thought that the new transfer student, Little Loli, was a bad girl who loved to sleep in and skip classes. Until one day, the sky changed color and countless monsters came out. And the next second, several long swords flew past in the sky, and standing in front of everyone was the bad girl. Everyone beat their chests and said, "I knew the country must have taught me something less!" [You can cook, but you can't know how to cook. ] [The monster is coming, my classmate is actually a master of cultivating immortals? ] [Kneel down and beg the father of the country to teach me how to cultivate immortality. I also want to fly with a sword! ]