Naruto: Naruto, Meets the Reborn Miss Sasuke

The wayward Kyuubi Lolita, Miss Sasuke who was reborn but turned into a yandere, Sister Itachi who snatched her sister's beloved for justice, Hinata Nene who hopes to be saved... Senior Sister Nagato who has a powerful reincarnation eye but wants to take revenge on the Land of Fire. What kind of Naruto world is this? I am Uzumaki Naruto, and my ideal is to become Emperor Kouga. You idiots, when I become Hokage, I will enact new tax laws. Taxes will be deducted for inhaling, taxes will be deducted for exhaling, taxes will be deducted for holding your breath, taxes will be deducted for stopping breathing, and taxes will be deducted for protesting and above! Being a ninja requires tax deductions, tying shoelaces requires tax deductions, wearing shoes requires tax deductions, going barefoot requires tax deductions, tying thumbtacks requires tax deductions, cheese sandwiches with ketchup also requires tax deductions, and drinking Michelle Ice City also requires tax deductions!