Hilarious Cultivating Immortality: Salted Fish Is Reborn to Conquer the Three Realms

A good-for-nothing girl x a crazy sect owner's sadistic love affair Carrot Head died and lived again - good news: he was reborn! Bad news: He was reborn as the most useless salted fish in the world of cultivation! Even worse news: The crazy sect leader who stabbed her to death in her previous life is holding her by the back of her collar and sneering in this life: "The dead nail recognizes you as the master? Tell me! Did you peek at me taking a shower?!" In his previous life, he was stabbed through the heart by his sweetheart. After his rebirth, he was so poor that he lived on dirt and made a living by touching porcelain. Goldfinger? Doesn't exist! The only "magic weapon" is a dead nail used to pick teeth. Everyday he is chased by the mysophobic brother, poisoned by the green tea sister, and blocked by creditors... Carrot Head: "My master Yu Daxia specializes in writing suicide notes, and the second copy is half price!" Mo Ruoxing was jealous and dyed his love rival's fox tail fluorescent pink Before the final battle, the two played guessing games and won two out of three games because of "who will be the bait". Reading instructions: Prepare tissues, half to wipe away tears of laughter and half to wipe away sadness. Be wary of the male protagonist's PUA words: "I will punish you... I will punish you and me to practice double cultivation."