Three Auspicious Clouds Carry Yang Yongge to Fight in Ancient Times

After Yang Yongge retired, he drove a second-hand RV into the desert. Before he finished flipping through the Book of Mountains and Seas in the carriage, he saw three auspicious clouds hanging on the horizon, and there was a fierce commotion under the clouds - a giant beast with two horns shaking the wind and sand, a nine-tailed fox with a flame burning at the tip of its tail, and a creature that looked like a unicorn. The dragon pattern on its horns rose and fell with its breathing, turning the yellow sand into a whirlpool. "What are you fighting for!" He yelled, holding a nearly burned-out pipe and pot in his mouth, "You can compete with an old man like me!" Before he finished speaking, the auspicious clouds wrapped around him and floated into the sky. His reading glasses flew away, but he only had one slipper left. He swayed in the clouds on his sandals, shouting at the biting beast: "When I was young, I fought with Lao Wang over the vinegar bottle, but later on we drank Erguotou together?" The two-horned giant beast sprayed sparks: "Where did you find this mortal, dressed in a weird way!" The nine-tailed fox circled around him, its tail burning so hard that his hair curled: "You have iron bumps (car keys) on your body, and it smells really weird." Yang Yongge took out the enamel jar and handed it over: "Drink water first. Isn't it nice to stay in the desert for tens of thousands of years if you make eggs during the day and freeze them at night?" He pulled Qiongqi's horn and patted the nine-tailed fox's tail, "Listen to my advice and stop fighting. My RV can cook mutton noodles, that's enough!" The auspicious clouds suddenly buzzed, as if they were laughing. Yang Yongge shook his sandals and smiled - retirement life turned out to be more lively than "The Classic of Mountains and Seas".