A Lukewarm Start: How Can I Still Seal the Queen After I've Already Failed?

Dressed as an abandoned concubine who cuckolded the emperor, I gestured with a kitchen knife at the tyrant's neck: "Your Majesty, can you enjoy the pleasure of beheading me?" >He suddenly heard my voice: [Teppanyaki with snail noodles and stinky tofu... I really want to take a bite before beheading! >The tyrant silently retracted the beheading order: "... Go to the kitchen." >Later, the imperial concubine sent poisonous bird's nests, and I excitedly set up a small iron plate: [Wuhu! It tastes better when heated! >The Prime Minister falsely accused me of collaborating with the enemy, so I took out the rusty "secret letter": [Ancestor's folk remedy for hemorrhoids, why is he anxious? >Until the rebels surrounded the palace, I waved the spatula and rushed to the front: "Protect the imperial kitchen——!" >The tyrant chuckled from the tower: "My queen, have you had enough of your acting?" >I slipped and fell into his arms, and my heart exploded: [I haven't saved enough for my pension yet! ---