[Xianxia + Bickering Couple + Comedy + Younger Man + Devoted Puppy] Could the “simp” who was used and discarded by an ancient god from the primordial era really be the Heavenly Emperor? The mount I used and discarded became an emperor. The emperor in question is the Heavenly Emperor. After spending many days in seclusion, he finally appeared, and I joined the assembled immortals in bowing before him at the Celestial Court of Zixiao. Amid the golden radiance, I gazed at his dazzling face, my mind filled with the year I bought him from the spirit beast garden. Back then, he was still an it. Of all the puppies in the garden, I picked him at a glance. His price was the lowest. The seller praised my taste, claiming that with careful training, this dog would one day outshine even Erlang Zhenjun's Howling Celestial Dog. I said I'd think about it. The seller added that this dog didn't shed. I said, “I'll take him.” Three hundred years later, one night, my dog transformed into a beautiful young man with skin like ice and bones like jade. I looked at him, and he looked at me. I tugged on the collar I'd made for him myself and said kindly, “You don't have to sleep on the floor anymore. Come on, sleep in big sister's bed.”