People Are in Conan, and the System Appoints Batman

As the title states, most of the Conan fanfics I read before tended to be aloof or solve crimes, but this one is different. It tends to be lighthearted and funny, and it has a large amount of jokes. The writing is quite satisfactory, but the large amount of jokes makes up for it. It is worth reading.

It's always good to save everything

All for you

Don't you wear Batman's suit?

The author made an announcement. This book plans to publish 20,000 words directly on the shelves. In addition, because the monthly votes for the new book issue have a great influence on the new book list, we will organize an event here () The author will update the screenshot of the number of monthly votes in the author's backend yesterday in this post every day. Every time the number of monthly votes reaches ten, One more chapter will be added as soon as it is put on the shelves (because the author's production capacity is limited, he can add up to five chapters a day, which is 10,000 words, but the extra chapters will be added the next day until the book is finished.) ———— Family members, please. Stay on the last chapter for thirty seconds and give the author Jun the time to catch up. The author has been struggling with the new book list for a long time. Without your help, I am afraid I will never be on the new book list in this life. QAQ I want to make progress so much, everyone!

Have you ever been Batman? Some things are scribbled and taken for granted.

Someone has counted that there are at least 6-7 curses from different sources in this city B. There are a bunch of warlocks/demons buried in the ground, and there are several gates leading directly to hell that are still unsealed. Even the demons in hell feel like going home. There are so many chemicals in the water that even Neptune thinks it's not water, and you can't completely purify it. Complete purification will produce a more dangerous substance. There are at least 3-4 secret organizations and their funds and resources are blown by the strong wind. There are two nuclear power plants that are leaking. There is so much lead in the building that even Superman can't see through it. People can mutate if they stay in the sewers for a long time. Oh, yes, although it's not as good as next door, aliens still come and cause trouble from time to time. Normal people will either work or engage in scientific research after graduating with a doctorate. In Gotham, there is a 50% chance of becoming a supervillain after graduating with a doctorate. Normally, people in this place will only commit shootings when they are bullied as children. People here who are bullied as children can unlock the magical hat that affects the brain by brain waves Slow updates and increasing sources: Someone on the Internet has made a list listing all the problems in this poor place. All of the following happened in Zhuyu Universe, part of it may be because the reboot is no longer valid, but considering the current attitude of DC, conflicts that are not directly set are considered canon. In theory, most of them are still considered canon, and some are alleviated after Batman appeared... It's too long. Slow translation update: The gang activity is ranked third in the United States (the top two are hub City and Bludhaven are not so crazy. This only counts traditional gang crimes and does not take into account those gods. In Gotham, traditional gangs have restrained a lot under the attack of Batman) Tax evasion is very easy Government corruption Serious failure Severe air pollution. The Flash couldn't even run at full speed. He was sneezing and coughing while running The subway and railway system are cursed and never punctual Higher suicide rate compared to reality More serious Substance abuse and drug problems More homeless people Most smuggling flows through the ports here Universities are very good at teaching super villains (many Gotham villains are Ph. D. S or highly educated, all from (from this university) Pollution problems caused by lax management of industrial areas The entire city has certain radioactivity due to improperly maintained nuclear power plants Another nuclear power plant is also leaking, this one is abandoned Ethical supervision of research is very lax, which has led to many mad scientists setting up laboratories here There has been at least one violent case every day for a record-breaking 54 years Violent law enforcement and police corruption rank first in the United States There is basically no death penalty (in fact, there is in some stories but most screenwriters choose to ignore it) The fire department will charge money not to do specific work/only for money to do work There is a trace amount of scarecrow's fear gas in the water There is a trace amount of mud in the water Human remnants (can make people mutate/cancer) There is Joker's poison gas in the water Bane's venom is in the water There are many Lazarus pools (which will give people the ability to regenerate and make people crazy) (n52 There is one underground in Batman Endgame Almost pure Lazarus Pool) The Lazarus Pool is leaking into the water supply system The Swamp of Madness (I'm not sure about the Chinese translation, it makes people crazy anyway) is leaking into the water supply system The Slaughter Swamp (slaughter swamp also doesn't know the corresponding Chinese translation, which is the one who resurrected Solomon Grundy) was also leaked into the water supply system The chemical plant leak caused everyone in a town outside Gotham to lose their sense of pain (from dark pattern #1-#3) Anyway, there is also an evil thing leaking Aquaman thinks that the water here should not be considered water, you know, Aquaman thinks that Coke is water (from wayne family) adventure) Water cannot be completely purified, otherwise extremely dangerous black liquid will be produced The corpses of the old gods are buried (which will make people gradually lose their humanity and only pursue knowledge) A living old god (Barbatos) (from metal) There is a distorted mirror image of Gotham buried underground (it should also be from Metal, done by the Court of Owls) It is said that the Lord in Yellow also lived here A gate that the old gods can pass through is now basically closed (but it still leaks influence) (many authors have written There have been similar plots, the latest one may be a short story about Gordon in the Knightmare event) Dracula either moved here by himself or his grave was moved here (an episode of the new Batman animation, also in the Silver Age comics) But the blood of Gotham people There are so many harmful substances in it that vampires will be poisoned if they drink it Built on the tomb of an ancient warlock (both alive and dead at the same time) and therefore cursed to be suppressed forever The gate to hell is basically sealed, but the demons still feel like Gotham is home (from gotham nights, it may be called this name and needs to be confirmed later) (batman: harvest breedThere are also people trying to open the door to hell) 16 sealed demons under Arkham Arkham was cursed by its founder (from Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on a Serious Land) Prophecy Revealed The apocalypse will start in Gotham or Metropolis (the latest similar plot is Metal) There is a crack leading to the afterlife (from Gotham Border) The line between life and death is more blurred, so it is harder for people here to die (ibid.) Haunted across America Second (New Orleans is first, this is an American meme) The strange atmosphere that makes the Green Lantern Ring less effective Built on the burial ground of dead Indians Cursed by ancient shamans 666 demons Living an ordinary life here and waiting for the end of the world Three Palaces (an nb devil) are also paying attention here, because the destruction of the world may start here, and his daughter Raven occasionally lives here Other devils also come to cause trouble from time to time (such as Batman: the book of shadows) Cursed by Zeus, so it rains an average of 320 days a year There are mutated rats Mutated sewer crocodiles The ruins of a mysterious lost civilization are intertwined with the sewers (should be from an issue of the Silver Age) Cursed by a goddess of nature, everything is poisonous All substances must stay in Gotham to avoid contaminating other places A magic well A chaos well The dimensional wall is relatively weak, so the Phantom Zone (where Superman confines supervillains) and other entities can penetrate and influence The bottomless pit leading to the Abyss (the Abyss also likes to look at Gotham occasionally) Grass may be sentient and evil due to Poison Ivy Russian gangsters are trying to make it worse so they can take over Gotham (don't know why they do this...) (From around Batman v3 #157) An evil real estate dealer specializes in selling abandoned amusement parks to supervillains, etc. The lead content in the building is so high that even Superman can't see through it (from Superman/Batman v1) There is a lot of asbestos in many buildings Despair and negative emotions will affect people with certain psychic abilities A world-destroying Leviathan squats in the port waters Gotham itself is alive (there are many sources, the most recent one is ram Detective Comics written by v, more than 20 issues from #1062) Dr. Hugo may have improved the genes of some Gotham people Gotham people are slightly stronger than normal humans 6 different cults (Blackfire, those who worship Barbatos, those who worship Satan, those who worship Adam Gotham is the warlock mentioned earlier, worshiping the old gods and the Three Palaces) 3 different secret governments (Court of Owls, League of Assassins, Black Gloves) Twice in a state of complete anarchy, one was the outbreak of the Ebola plague first and then the earth Shocked, the U. S. Government is directly planning to abandon the military blockade of Gotham and prohibit anyone from entering. However, there are still quite a few Gotham people who are unwilling to move out and engage in gang wars (Borderlands) with super villains as the core. Another time was n520, when the Riddler caused trouble so seriously that the U. S. Government wanted to blow up the place directly with missiles. Postscript: In fact, this list was just a complete list at the beginning. Batman comics have gone through several periods, and the Silver Age contributed a lot because the plots at that time were basically wild and wild. Then the comics in the 80s and 90s were more realistic and not so exaggerated. The tas animation was from that period. After Grant Morrison gave Batman and Gotham certain mysterious attributes, every screenwriter at this stage wants to make a big one. Basically, in the main issues and Detective Comics, city-level events are happening one after another. Even if you consider a reboot and only count the major events in the current setting, there are too many major events. What is difficult is that Death Metal tells you that the reboot actually becomes Jenga without a complete reboot. However, when actually reading comics, different screenwriters in different periods can basically be read as relatively independent stories. One more update, according to Batman v3annual #4, in such a place with outstanding people, Batman's "daily life" for a month is probably like this: Chasing robbers on a horse on the rooftop Fighting with a magical dragon that can always regenerate Ordinary case investigation Dealing with the stolen Gotham Missile Defense System codes Confronting the Outer God Fighting with the resurrected undead Fight monsters, save submarines Chase armed airships, chase speed cars, and help the police station interrogate prisoners Fight with darkseid's son, chase villains on skis, repair satellites, deal with resurrected dinosaurs Deal with computer viruses, deal with clown toxins, deal with lost children, fight with crocodiles, deal with hijackings

If it is, I will put it on the bookshelf, if not, forget it.

As soon as he started, he revealed his identity as a time traveler, and he stupidly told Conan the whole plot. I laughed out loud when I saw this.

As a bookworm of almost 20 years, this is the first time I have seen the author of High Yield Beat Sows, and he is still so persistent and powerful.

Bats are one of DC's famous gunners. Is the protagonist Batman authentic?

When I finished the book, there was only one relic left in front of the author's computer desk.

It won't be surprising if one day a popcorn citizen kills someone because he doesn't like Batman.

The plot is too weak and the main plot is pushed too slowly. The author is also used to portraying everyone as very humorous. Except for their different names, it feels like they are all the same person, and the jokes come and go. The psychological creation of the characters is all written in a straightforward manner, what so-and-so thinks, and what so-and-so will do. How about more Batman stories? I have written more than 1,000 chapters, and the timeline may only have passed a month or two. If you really keep this style of writing and write thousands of chapters in the future, you will be really blessed to continue reading.

After reading it, I feel that it is pretty good among Conan fans and DC fans. Although there are many flaws, the author's update speed makes up for this very well. Comprehensive evaluation: Immortal product! (Mainly because the author's update speed is so scary, as productive as a sow.)

Don't write fan fiction next time. With this amount of updates, the results will be better no matter what you write.

In the early stage, I mainly followed the main plot of Conan, and then interspersed a little bit of the protagonist. The dialogue is also quite humorous and quite interesting. The criticized Batman blew himself up. And the self-revealed time traveler, in my opinion, it is a very interesting setting in the early stage. Tell the complete truth and no one will believe it. But after the mid-term, it started to become watery. First of all, multiple main lines are mixed and advanced at the same time, and the author's writing is not good enough, which leads to a bit of confusion. One time period advances three 4 events at the same time. And multiple perspectives. It looks sluggish and a mess. Obviously it is a big event, but it seems like too much water has been added. And after a period of time, a lot of dialogue will be added immediately. And bland daily descriptions. Neither the main line nor the branch lines are promoted. The Nine Dragon Balls were also introduced. Magic Kaito and other world lines. Let Conan's main line be greatly diluted again. The appearance of a large number of supporting characters has led to more water. As a result, add more water to the noodles, and add more noodles to the water. A large number of meaningless chapters with pure dialogue began to increase, and the world became more and more confused. Even slowly progressing towards Fan Ze, the perception becomes more and more confusing.

I heard that the author owes more than a thousand chapters

Isn't the first step to act like a playboy and enjoy a life surrounded by beautiful women every day, and then find a relationship with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and Harley Quinn... And give the Shadow Warrior's daughter a chance to use her body as a weapon for revenge? ! 😏

It's early. When will the protagonist put on the suit and fight criminals? I want to see it👀

Originally I was just curious about what would happen if Batman appeared in the world of Conan, but when I looked at the chapter table, I saw so many updates in two months? Oh, you're going to choke me to death. The author has become more than human.

A clown appears in the popcorn next door, and you have a Batman. Sure enough, the stand-ins will attract each other 😰

Aoyama Gosho seems a bit similar, does the author still write?

The protagonist's picture that was run using AI before.

Chapters without titles are too lazy to subscribe

I want to read them all, but looking at the chapters without titles in the table of contents makes me think that the author started writing randomly or using AI

You directly copied a small case from the original work and stuffed the protagonist into it without changing the plot at all. You saved the person, but then you suddenly forgot the plot again? ! If you can't save it and write 10 chapters, what else can you do to portray the protagonist besides embodying his incompetence?

Are you worthy of being called Batman?

There may be some problems with the proportions. After all, I am not a professional. Let's deal with it.

Mao Lilan actually passed away, but he didn't survive until the day Conan recovered.