Three Kingdoms: Xiahou's Son-in-Law Is No Good-for-Nothing

Xiahou Mao, courtesy name Zilin.

Enjoyment has to start with marriage...

His wife, Princess Qinghe: Consort, you’re so virile!

Xiahou Mao: Heh...

His childhood friend, Emperor Wen of Wei, Cao Pi: I hereby appoint my worthy younger brother General Who Pacifies the West, with authority over the armies of Guanzhong.

Xiahou Mao: I’m scared...

His father, the great general Xiahou Dun: You good-for-nothing! Your martial skills are so poor, you need to work harder.

Xiahou Mao: I’m tired~

His neighbor, General of Agile Cavalry Cao Hong: Nephew, there’s a good business opportunity right now.

Xiahou Mao: Let’s go!

The Wei Lue, quoted in Book Nine of the Records of the Three Kingdoms, says: “Mao had no talent for military affairs, but enjoyed making a living through business.”

It doesn’t matter whether Xiahou Mao had military talent, and it doesn’t matter that he liked doing business.

It doesn’t matter if I’m Xiahou Mao, or whether I’m useless.

I can’t spend my whole life fighting wars. I deserve to enjoy myself!