At Arsenal, I Take Advice and Become a Football God

Name: At Arsenal, I Take Advice and Become a Football God
Author: Xiangshan Breeze

人在阿森纳，听劝成球神

by Xiangshan Breeze (香山风)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 77k Words
Genre: Sports
Subgenre: Soccer
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Qidian

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Synopsis

"With my physique, do I still have a chance to play professional football in the Premier League?"

Reborn in 2012, Fan Wen had suffered setback after setback at trials across Europe. In despair, he went online and asked that question.

"Try being born again!"

"Grab a pillow and go dream about it!"

"Why not try Arsenal? Isn't Wenger supposed to be good at spotting young talent?"

"If you want to play as a striker in the Premier League, you need to build up your physical strength first. Go spend a couple of months at the gym."

The snarky netizens offered advice that ranged from mocking to genuinely helpful. Encouraged by their words, Fan Wen decided to take his first step!

Years later, when Fan Wen accepted the one-of-a-kind Super Ballon d'Or from Henry, the honor bestowed on the "God of Football," he looked at Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo gazing up at him enviously from below the stage and felt grateful that he had listened to the netizens' advice.