The Ancestors of Metaphysics Came Down from the Mountain, and All the Big Guys Went Crazy

Qingyun, the ancestor of Xuanmen, was tricked and killed, and when he opened his eyes again, he became a little internet celebrity with a lot of black information. Qingyun sneered: It's just a mundane farce, does it deserve to be called a crisis? Return to the old business and start a live broadcast, tell fortunes and catch ghosts online, and specialize in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction! Yunmeng Reservoir Disappearance Case? At a glance, I saw that the broken water was causing mischief, The battle between the real and fake daughters of wealthy families? You can tell where your luck belongs by pinching your fingers. Ghosts in ghost schools, evil spirits in ancient houses, curses in the entertainment industry, ghost stories on the midnight bus... With her left hand, she drew talismans to ward off evil spirits, and with her right hand, she made calculations to determine the universe, and her merits surged! I wanted to focus on cultivating immortality and pursuing a career, but unexpectedly attracted a group of big bosses to show their love wildly—— Captain Bingshan Interpol stood in front of her: "With me here, who dares to touch you?" The sickly giant crocodile trapped her in his arms: "I will give you everything, you can only be mine." The top-notch little wolfdog begged to stay with red eyes: "Ancestor, don't leave me, I can't live without you!" The elegant scholar held her hand: "Master, the moonlight is just right tonight, why not go deep into 'Discussing the Tao'?" Qingyun: "..." The road to becoming an immortal is long, but why does it come with a bunch of debts that cannot be shaken off? Big guys: If you can't get the Xuanmen ancestor to be your Taoist companion, you are not considered a winner in life!