The Beggar's Counterattack Through Time

Zhang Fei was eating instant noodles in a rental house and fantasizing about time travel and counterattack. When he opened his eyes again and became a beggar on the streets in ancient times, he shouted excitedly: "System! Goldfinger!" Children passing by laughed at him: "This fool is sick again." He was so hungry that he stole a bun and was chased. He closed his eyes and yelled, "Where's the gift bag for newbies?" There was a flash of golden light in the hallucination, and he rushed towards the bun shop with confidence. The next second he was caught as a spy and taken to the Yamen. In court, he recited a string of lines from film and television dramas: "Who in the hall is suing me? Yuanfang, what do you think?" The county magistrate was stunned, and he blurted out: "System, don't pretend to be dead!" The whole place was dead silent, and the master frowned: "Sir, this lunatic is talking nonsense..." "Wait a minute!" The county magistrate narrowed his eyes, "Make up those rhyming words he just made into a hundred jingles for me." Zhang Fei burst into tears: My golden finger is actually a trick?