There's Something Wrong with This Naruto

"Why do weird screams come from the Uchiha ruins every night? Why did Danzo Shimura die tragically on the street in the middle of the night? Why did the Sandaime Hokage point at you before he died? Why did Orochimaru, the S-class rebel ninja, walk into the Hokage's office with such arrogance?" "The people are very curious about these questions, and we hope that the United Lord, Uzumaki Naruto, can give us answers." Naruto: "What am I answering? Why are you asking me! Don't make it sound like it's related to me! Are you a reporter from that village? Have you reported it? I just like to make friends, don't ask, asking is a bond!" "Why do you feel so guilty? Is there something wrong?" Naruto: "How could I have a problem! I don't have a problem at all! Come on, arrest them! Exile them to the moon!"