On the day of our family's Dragon Boat Festival dinner, my wife, who had signed an agreement to repay me a thousand times over if she ever cheated, took her junior assistant to my private winery. She said Bai Lang was alone in the world and wanted him to feel at home, so she showered him with ten billion yuan to make him happy. As their feelings grew more intense, the crowd egged them on until the two drank a traditional cross-armed toast.
My secretary sent me a screenshot from Chu Bailang's social media: “When you meet the right person, you become more like yourself.” In the photo, Shen Ruzhi gazed at him with eyes brimming with love. I hadn't seen that kind of passion and tenderness in five years. I smirked and casually suspended her supplementary card.
“Honey, I'm treating my team to a night out. Why isn't my card working?”
“Everyone's watching. Don't embarrass me.”
I replied coolly, “President Shen, have you forgotten who you are?” There was a brief pause before she said, “Honey, don't joke around. You'll ruin everyone's evening.”
“Is that so? Since you love drinking so much, livestream yourself drinking every bottle in the winery, and I'll reactivate your card.”
A minute later, she still hadn't taken a drink. I sent her a trending news story instead: “Shen Group, valued at hundreds of billions, has gone bankrupt.” Since she loved showering her junior assistant with money, I'd make her pay it all back a thousand times over first!
If you scatter a billion on the spot, you will get back 10,000 times a billion. Which country's money is this?