The Light of the Amiable Light Serves as a Side Stove in the Apocalypse

My grandma said: "You should die in a well, but you can't die in a river." My mother said, "You can tell me when the time comes." My father said, "The couch has a high backrest, so you spend more money and suffer less." I said: "It's the end of the world, run away quickly"!