I'm a professional shipper. In the reality show's observation room, I watched my husband kiss an award-winning actress with tongues. I shipped a couple so hard that one half turned out to be my own husband. When I confronted him, he told me to leave with nothing. I swung back with two hard slaps and cut off every last one of his career opportunities.
“Look at you, throwing yourself at people. I'm the one who made you in showbiz.”
