Don't Ask, Just Ask Because the Control Group Is Missing

Shandong girl Liu Yuyu dragged a box of life-saving pancakes and plunged into the training hell of the top hospital in the south. This is the shura field of surgical master's degree: scientific research? She can only cook "little mushrooms" in culture medium! Dialect? The emergency doctor's screams of pain were like alien radio waves! The poisonous-tongued senior sister Shao Qingliu's "Did the control group feed the dogs?" Made her crave statistics in the middle of the night; Lin Fan, a Buddhist teacher, sent a three-character telegram: "Find it yourself"; Only junior sister Sun Xiaoying huddled in the toilet to help her: Auntie Wang of Logistics is the "Scepter of the King of Menopause"! Pancake is an armor and a mental bandage. When mixed variables collapsed the March data, and when the ward rounds shouted "surgery" as "pig slaughter," she rolled up pancakes and shouted, "Come on!" And rushed to the next level; Suturing blood vessels under the shadowless lamp, and opening up small papers in the pile of literature. The package of distant boyfriend Zhou Zheng arrived on time, like an invisible barrage engraved with "Come on". From giving wrong stitches to mice, to producing several useless manuscripts that were criticized by vicious tongues; from being a deaf-mute with a dialect, to bribing a nurse with pancakes to open a translation channel - Liu Yuyu's rapid medical career is the epitome of countless standardized trainees. Until I was exhausted and paralyzed in the duty room, dreaming that I was wearing a doctorate hat made of pancakes to receive the award... But the reality was: the screen cursor was stopping on the doctoral application page, flashing on a pile of documents for unsubmitted small papers.