Surviving in Another World: The Laid-Back Beauty Gets Carried by a Powerful Expert

[Superpowers + transmigration + System + absurdity + ruthless action + two powerful leads] [Abstract agent + refined sculptor] [Cheerful, guileless little couch potato + perceptive, seductive artist] That undersea earthquake seventy years ago was no accident! When Su Yu woke up and discovered she'd become a salted fish, she completely lost it. "System, get out here! Everyone else transmigrates and becomes an invincible hero, so why do I have to dry in the sun for 180 days?!" [Ding! A friendly reminder from the Slacker System] [Current mission: Turn your life around] Su Yu finally managed to turn back into a human, only to get swept up in an even bigger conspiracy. A talking crab sidekick, the mysterious sculptor Qi Yun, and the eccentric head of the Superpower Bureau... Has this world gone insane?! To survive in this absurd world, she chooses to join the Superpower Bureau and get herself a meal. But with a combat rating of zero, she often gets beaten until her face is bruised and swollen... "I must've been poisoned by that cheap combo meal. Why else would I see an octopus and the King of Hell fighting?" "After I started working, I developed a death-seeking personality. I keep wanting to fight my robotic boss to the death." "Can I get a raise? That damn toad already slashed me once." As strange incidents occur one after another, Su Yu gradually discovers: The red mark on Sulimos's file hides a strange secret. A cryptic whisper from a crack in the seabed is calling her name? When her memories finally return, Su Yu understands at last: The terrifying thing isn't becoming a salted fish. It's that all your enemies know who you are, while you're the only one kept in the dark!