You Just Split the Ghost Emperor in Two, and You Still Claim You Can't Cultivate?

Yang Jiao transmigrates to Blue Star, where the supernatural is on the rise, and picks up a life-buying red envelope right after graduating? Luckily, as a transmigrator, he has a System, a golden finger that can strengthen things. Every time he slays an evil spirit, he earns merit and can enhance any object in the real world! The bookstore edition of Nine Suns Divine Art? Enhanced into Nine Suns Heaven-Incinerating Art! Using his body as a furnace, he refines his qi and blood into a great golden sun, burning away every evil spirit under heaven! The JD.com edition of Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms? Enhanced into Dragon-Subduing Divine Palm! With one strike, a dragon formed from qi and blood follows, its roar shaking heaven and earth! The Taobao edition of Dragon-Elephant Prajna Skill? Enhanced into Dragon-Elephant Heaven-Shaking Art! Each level condenses another layer of dragon-elephant power, multiplying with every level. At the highest realm, it can support heaven and earth! If the enhancements stopped there, that would be one thing. But as Yang Jiao kept enhancing things... Nine Swords of Dugu... The Sword-Flying Art of Mount Shu, which can carry people through the sky? Lingbo Micro-Step... Shrinking the earth to a few inches? One meter of teleportation per level, nine levels in all, each multiplying in power. At the perfected ninth level, you can cross a thousand meters in a single step?! A decorative snuff gourd... Ghost King, I call your name. Dare you answer me?! A rope for tying up pigs... A ghost-binding rope? Or an immortal-binding rope? By the time the mastermind behind the evil spirits finally appeared, Yang Jiao was already holding a three-pointed, double-edged blade, carrying a mountain-splitting axe on his back, with nine suns filling the sky behind his head and a golden bow and silver pellets at his waist... "Heavenly Law, Earthly Form! Evil spirits, help me cultivate!" Countless enemies bowed their heads and wept, shouting curses: "Yang Jiao, you liar! You said you couldn't cultivate!" Yang Jiao shrugged and cleaved the Ghost Emperor of the Celestial Court to pieces with a single slash, then transformed into a blazing sun that lit up the eight corners of the world! "I wasn't lying! I really can't cultivate. I can only cultivate immortality!"