Golden Spatula Survival: Only I Have a Party Time Machine

Everything went black, and Cao Meng was transported to the Golden Spatula world. From the start, he unlocked the one-of-a-kind “Party Time Machine” mode. Each time he levels up, he can choose one trait from a previous season. [Bilgewater: Whenever a champion casts a skill, you gain loot.] [Noxus: Each time you defeat a player, all your champions’ stats increase significantly.] [Emberthorn: You gain one light snack point every day. Eat it to increase all your stats and grow larger.] While everyone else was still roasting rabbits and catching foxes in the beginner area, Cao Meng had already reached the snow-capped summit, cracked open a cold beer, and challenged the world boss. Survivor A: Hey, man, we’ve only just tamed a three-cost unit. How do you already have a three-star five-cost Samira? Survivor B: Am I seeing things? Why is your Aurora so huge? She looks like she’s straight out of Attack on Titan. Survivor C: Moshi moshi, is this the GM? I report: someone in the neighboring country is cheating. Please ban his account right away. If you don’t ban him, I’ll commit seppuku!