Who Said This Martial Artist Is Insane? the Little Mouth of This God of War Is Smeared with Honey

[Funny and hilarious article, feel free to comment if you don't laugh after reading it] [In the crisis-ridden world of martial arts, if you could extract emotional value from others to become stronger, what would you do? Looking at the prompt in front of him, Lu Ming said ecstatically: "Then I must start speaking freely immediately!" Picture one. Old Denki friend: "This year is my most promising year. Brother Teng and I will definitely target Jiangnan Martial Arts University!" Lu Ming: "But Brother Teng, this is already your sixth most promising year. You point your sword every year and break your sword every year. You spoke boldly before the college entrance examination, you talked nonsense during the college entrance examination, and you remained silent after the college entrance examination. Is your sword really not broken yet?" [Comes from Wang Teng's negative emotion value +10! Screen two. During a solo solo on a certain virtual universe network, after Lu Ming killed Wu Erdai with one punch, the opponent refused to admit defeat and shouted for another fight. Lu Ming: "The enemy who was defeated by me is not worthy of being regarded as my opponent at all. I will give you time to catch up until you are out of sight!" [Negative emotion value from onlookers +1086! A netizen who eats melons: "He is so cute!" Wu Erdai was so angry that he vomited blood on the spot, but woke up from his sleep in the middle of the night: "No, how dare he pretend like this!" Screen three. The reporter came to the gate of Martial Arts University to interview the freshmen and stopped Lu Ming. "Excuse me, classmate, if you are 18 years old and other classmates use luxury cars to take you to and from school, why are you still riding a shared bicycle?" Lu Ming: "How old are you?" Reporter: "Twenty-eight years old." "There are still people who are twenty-eight years old and have less than two kilograms of dust in their box. Why haven't you washed it yet?" Reporter: "..."