There Is Indeed a Big Problem with My Life Simulation

[First simulation, you're out] [You are a spiritual sword forged in a volcano. You were originally supposed to be distributed to the inner disciples, but because of your excellent quality, you ended up in the hands of a small city lord in the mortal world. Unwilling to live an ordinary life, she regards you as a treasure. You two complement each other, kill monsters, punish evil, and finally achieve immortality] [Second simulation, you leave the factory] [You are an armed helicopter, and you are about to participate in a local armed conflict. With the talent to appear, you relied on your lead to make great achievements, until you were hit by multiple anti-aircraft missiles and you crashed] [The third simulation, you traveled through time] [You came to a strange space where even the sky was blood-colored. You met a woman wearing bloody clothes squatting on the ground and crying in her arms. You chose to avoid it for safety. You ran faster and faster until you saw a headless corpse not far away and suddenly fell to the ground. You were surprised to find that it was your body] [For the fourth time, your head is born] [You were found by a scavenger and connected through prosthetic surgery into the eye socket of an unlucky guy who was injured in a gang fight. The abnormal connection of the brain nerves forced you to accept each other and find a solution] … Countless simulation experiences have made you more and more convinced of the fact that there is indeed a big problem with your life simulator.