Today at school, I ran into a lunatic who’d left home without taking his meds! Here’s what happened. I had no classes or part-time work this afternoon, so I went to the library to study for my TEM-4 exam. The lunatic sitting across from me was asleep with his head on the desk. About half an hour later, he woke up. He looked perfectly normal, but the moment he opened his mouth, he started laying into me. He said I’d gone to all this trouble to wear matching outfits with him, told me to stop pestering him, and called my behavior creepy! I asked who he was and whether he was crazy, because I didn’t even know him! He actually said I was playing hard to get! I grabbed him and tried to make him explain, but he threatened to expose me for harassing him if I followed him again! What an unbelievable load of drama! If we hadn’t been in the library and he hadn’t run off so fast, I’d have been so furious I could’ve launched him off the planet and straight to Mars! I was too upset to study, so I fired off a whole barrage of messages in our dorm group chat... My roommates all went wild.
