Seeking Good Fortune and Avoiding Misfortune, Starting as an Infant Prince

[Fortune-Telling and Disaster Avoidance], [Court Politics + Cultivation], [Mostly Serious, with the Occasional Bit of Nonsense] Good news: I transmigrated and became a prince who had just been born! Bad news: My mother is a powerless palace maid... Good news: The emperor has had no sons for years, and I'm his first! Bad news: He doesn't even know I exist... Even worse news: The ruthless Consort Wan has found out! This is a world of Confucians, Daoists, Buddhists, and, of course, demons. When Xiao Heng opened his eyes, he discovered that he had transmigrated into the body of a baby prince born in the palace laundry bureau. His birth mother was of low status, the emperor knew nothing of him, and to make matters worse, a senior palace eunuch was already watching him from the moment he was born, intent on taking his life! Fortunately, at the critical moment when life and death hung in the balance, his golden finger finally appeared: [Your life hangs by a thread, and death is only moments away. At this life-or-death moment, you must choose:] [Cry for help: Use your cries to attract attention. This might resolve your immediate predicament, but it will also reveal your existence to the entire palace. Even if you survive this calamity, endless trouble will follow! (Extremely ill-omened)] [Pretend to be asleep: Can silence help you escape this danger? But now that your opponent has decided to kill you, how could they spare a helpless infant? (Extremely ill-omened)] [Pee all over his face: In extraordinary circumstances, take extraordinary measures. At a time like this, such an unusual move can save your life. (Auspicious)] Since I have a choice, of course I'll pick the best one! And so, one choice after another appeared in quick succession! When he looked back, Xiao Heng realized he had already risen to the very pinnacle of fate!