After my actress ex-wife and I divorced on bitter terms, she suddenly announced on Weibo that she was marrying a short-video actor she’d been rumored to be seeing. Her fans went wild in the comments: “The queen of the silver screen is used to fine dining. Is she settling for scraps now?” The actor replied, “Her ex-husband will be our witness. He’ll give us his blessing.” I froze, holding my daughter. “Is he out of his mind? When did I ever agree to be their wedding witness?” Before long, netizens were commenting: “Actress Zhou Yao’s regretful quest to win back her ex-husband is underway. I’ll be waiting for the next installment every day.”