Three Kingdoms: I'm Really the King of Bandits

[Farming, Scheming, Ensemble Cast, Robbing the Whole World] Lu Li transmigrates to the late Han dynasty and inherits an empty mountain stronghold. After binding himself to the "Bandit King" System, he unlocks the most outrageous get-rich scheme of all: robbery. Men to the left, women to the right, line up! When the Yellow Turban Rebellion breaks out, he's secretly claiming mountain strongholds. While warlords scramble for the imperial seal in Luoyang, he's up on Mount Lüliang running a "Postpartum Care for Sows" training course for refugees. But when the warlords return home laden with loot, they discover their homes are gone! Liu Bei has been robbed by him and even came up the mountain to borrow grain. Cao Cao tried to recruit him and nearly had his own home robbed. Gongsun Zan tearfully embraces glorious evolution and becomes a great bandit chief on horseback. Wolong came only to investigate, but ended up staying on as a military strategist. Dian Wei, Zhao Yun, Lü Bu: all working for him! Years later, as his former subordinates urge him to become emperor, Lu Li plants the flag bearing the character for "bandit" atop Mount Langjuxu. "I've told you, I'm the Bandit King! Anyone who brings up becoming emperor again is getting their dignity robbed by this chieftain!"