Douluo Dalu: Ladies, I Really Have to Stop You

Ye Chen transmigrates into Douluo Dalu and awakens a Rice phone. From the start, he gains a talent Soul Skill: an invincible remote control. After mutating on Douluo Dalu, the remote doesn't just reverse the direction of other people's attacks. It can directly give orders to their bodies, too. And that's not all! He unlocks another talent every time he gains a Soul Ring. [Divine King Soul Power Loan: No interest for the first month. Borrow the power of the next realm in advance.] [Duan De Navigator: Begin your treasure hunt.] [Beauty Camera: Transform your appearance in countless ways, and even change the look of your Martial Soul.] Each talent Soul Skill sends shockwaves across Douluo Dalu. When Tang San finds himself a Titled Douluo overnight, he exclaims in shock, “Senior, where did this peerless Soul Power come from?” Ye Chen smiles kindly. “Child, this is a loan I applied for you. New users get no interest for the first month, and the daily interest is only half a day's worth of Soul Power. Use it for a month, and you'll still have half a month's worth of Soul Power left. What a bargain!” A month later, Tang San comes back to ask, “Mister, where's my hammer?” Ye Chen replies, “Child, you couldn't keep up with the payments, so it was repossessed and hung up on the Circle. Take it from me: for buying and selling, the Circle is the way to go. It's number one throughout the Divine Realm!” Tang San asks, “Xiao Wu, Auntie Yuehua, and my mother?” Ye Chen replies, “They're somewhere even more wonderful.” Tang San: “The Divine Realm?” Ye Chen: “My place!” Tang San: (ﾟ益ﾟメ)