I Just Turned Eighteen and You Said I'm Having a Mid-Life Crisis

Ps: romance novel, single heroine, childhood sweetheart, high sugar content. …… Warn! You have reached the end of your midlife crisis! [At the age of 48, you have experienced serious crises such as weight and baldness, layoffs and unemployment, failed marriages, divorce and loss of children, and middle-aged illnesses...] [The late bloomer system is activated for you. Do you still have the courage to love life again and accept the mid-life crisis counterattack plan? Bad news: My future self will be miserable. Good news: I have just turned eighteen now, and the system arrived a full thirty years early! What late bloomer system? This is clearly the young and promising system! As for things like getting fat and bald, being laid off and losing your job, having a failed marriage, getting divorced and losing a child, being sick in middle age... What does this have to do with me, who just turned eighteen?