After Binding the System, He Took Seven Apprentices to Ascend

Also known as "I rely on sand sculptures to lead the whole sect" ——Others rely on strength to cultivate immortality, but I rely on madness to cultivate immortality! —— An Siyu, who has the ceiling of combat power, was bound to an unreliable [merit value system] after his rebirth, and his mission was to lead seven apprentices to a collective ascension! But each of her disciples is more outrageous than the other - Li Xiaobai, who specializes in both medicine and poison, looks cold on the outside and mixes milk tea with poison behind his back; Zhao Yungui, a swordsman, marries his natal sword as his wife and is jealous every day; Demon Lord Yao Yangzhou, does not do his job by doing live broadcasts and sells goods, and makes a fortune by selling "risk of disaster"; Salted fish Xu Chaoyang, with his own take-out system, is the number one bad guy in the world of immortality... What's even more frightening is that her system is a bug-making machine, which can kill her with barrages above her head at every turn, and even turn the fairy world into a reality show! So—— When other sects competed in cultivation, she led the team to perform "Sword Flying·Subject Three"; Others relied on magic weapons to overcome calamities, but she set up a pot and cooked hot pot on the spot, and relied on the fragrance to numb the thunder; Others relied on epiphany to achieve ascension, but she directly started a live broadcast and asked the audience to reward merit points... An Siyu: "Ascension? Why don't you make me laugh to death first!" (Hilarious cultivating immortality + barrage jokes + all the members making fun of themselves, let's see how the strongest master leads the entire cultivating immortality world!)