Me, Panda! the Live Broadcast of Riding a Siberian Tiger and Setting up a Stall Became Popular

The ancient panda demon Shen Miao woke up to summon her descendants. It turned out that all the pandas in the future were drinking milk from basins in cages and acting cute and begging for food? Shen Miao was heartbroken: Unworthy of descendants! We orcs will never be slaves! In order not to be imprisoned in an iron cage, Shen Miao relied on her own efforts. But moving bricks for one day is not enough for her! Soon, Shen Miao discovered that live streaming was profitable. So the real bear appeared on the live broadcast to answer questions and solve various problems with furries. Audience 1: Anchor, what should I do if the nearby Siberian tiger keeps running into the village and refuses to leave? Shen Miao: It doesn't want to work hard anymore and wants to find a master for itself. It says it can be a cat for you. Everyone:? ? ? Audience 2: What should I do if my dog ​​bites people even though he is protecting his food? Shen Miao: Just give the dog 50g of dog food every day. If you eat one more bite, it will cry and call me foster father. Didn't you hear? Later, Gouzi had a full meal and kowtowed to Shen Miao with tears in his eyes. Audience 3: Why is my cat depressed recently? Shen Miao: It's not depression, it's kidney deficiency. More than a hundred female cats in the pet store next door were impregnated by it. Get neutered quickly or you will die from exhaustion sooner or later. Cat owner:? ? ? Soon, after Shen Miao became famous, she was approached by the Demon Management Bureau and was told that as a national treasure, she still needed to register in the zoo? ! Shen Miao: Then I will open the zoo head office myself. Soon, Daji, the Three-Legged Golden Crow, Bai Suzhen, Phoenix, etc. All found their own classified display windows in the zoo. The animals worked together to earn tickets, and the zoo became popular all over the world. Only the staff from the Demon Management Bureau who came to inspect were shocked: This is obviously a phoenix, but you call it a pheasant? Shen Miao: Birds, Galliformes, Phasianidae, we pandas never lie! [The true global group pet is furry and mind-reading + patriotic + live broadcast management + warm and cute pet + a slap in the face]