Who Asked Him to Be the Goalkeeper!

The most annoying thing is this kind of football article about the goalkeeper winning the golden boot. Who will guard the goal if you win the Golden Boot? Are your teammates still motivated? You fight 11 people on the other side.

I just want to know how the author convinced himself to write such a "brainful" novel. Was it forced by life? Or is it the master's mission?

Occasionally when the goalkeeper is injured, you can come and support him. Otherwise, if you score goals every day but don't keep goalkeeper, which forward and center would like to team up with you, wouldn't they all become useless teammates? If you score so many goals, the forward coach will have to be laid off. It's even more outrageous than those football articles where the head coach personally plays football

It's so stupid. The protagonist in Chapter 18 is actually willing to trade his scrapped condition for Real Madrid to win a game.

No, can you write about football? If you can't write well, don't write it. The goalkeeper gets the golden boot and a hat-trick? Isn't this simply outrageous? You are a goalkeeper, not a striker, so I would think you are a science fiction footballer.

Did this guy apply his basketball skills to football? Start with a steal from the backboard and hit the other side's backboard, then another dunk? Otherwise, this logic doesn't make sense.

A goalkeeper of 1.74 Meters has basically zero goal-line skills, and he still needs to score goals. What you mean is to control the ball throughout the field and not be intercepted, otherwise the opponent will hit the goal🥵 There is also a possibility, to improve the goalkeeper's skills to a certain level, and then steal the ball from the backcourt with full-level skills. This is basically possible, but this kind of thing only needs to be intercepted once. It makes my heart feel uncomfortable when I read this, and it is even more absurd in reality.

It's not like basketball, which is a small field. A football field is about 110 meters long. If the goalkeeper wins the Golden Boot, then who will guard your goal? Real Madrid's midfielder is worth over 100 million euros and has an annual salary of tens of millions of euros. He shouldn't commit seppuku on the spot. After all, a football player's position can be changed. Since your offensive attributes are so strong, why don't you change your position and play in the frontcourt?

But I feel that the author is Luo Hei, but it doesn't matter, as long as he doesn't lick Messi, he can be as bad as he wants. I'm not a Luo fan, I'm just a passerby. It doesn't matter who you insult, but licking Yosi is too much. Don't say that the Gouba organizer cheated him so he won't play. It's understandable that he won't play. What's the reason for being so shameless and ignoring the fans with his hands in his pockets? Are fans being tricked? Fans didn't buy tickets? He didn't take a dime? If you don't go on stage, at least interact. No need to wash

Don't read this book as a football article, this is an urban pretentious article. It's not because I have a reader base before and I can't start writing. The first chapters are trying to dissuade readers.

Just write it as Superman, he can fly and knock down the ball🙂 To be honest, the 1.8-Meter goalkeeper is considered short by many teams now🙂

Pure snakeskin writing, extremely obscene and devoid of any logic.

Why don't you make up a few arms and get NBA FMVP?

There are really people who read this... It shouldn't fall into the category of novels. At most, it is a question about whether IQ is a fool in the postgraduate examination 😁

It sucks, the king of poison, the king of water. I write one sentence over and over again, and I will perform it for everyone: "Because I just drank water, so I stopped drinking. I drank one glass of water, two glasses of water, three glasses of water, and n glasses of water a day, so I stopped drinking because I just drank water." It's simply outrageous!

I can't even watch it for free, I'm really drunk

My brain has been stored, but I still can't stand it. The competitive writing is more science fiction than fantasy, and it has no story. Let's talk about parallel worlds, and the logic doesn't make sense 😅

This is a sports article, not a game article. The reality of your setting is too difficult.

A pretentious novel, fantasy style not a sports novel

As a long-time fan who started reading The Fisherman ten years ago, I hope that the protagonist in the early stages of The Fisherman will not be too clownish, too alternative, or too weird. Ten years ago when Fisherman's performance was at its best, The Miracle Worker was a more exciting novel than the basketball novels of the same period. Although Lin Han had a heavy plot in the third golden chapter, the early climaxes of the book continued. But this football article at the same time was already slow to gain popularity. If the fisherman can't write the first game well, I hope at least it won't add some weird plot and make the protagonist act like a clown.

It's really cool. I have no idea what kind of state this kind of novel was written under. Let's get into the factory as soon as possible.

What is this written about? I have never seen such a mindless football article, why don't you go to heaven? Is this a football article? ? ?

You have such a bad attitude, it's so contrary to common sense

How to put it this way, I have only played the football scene in which the goalkeeper scores goals in one go, and it becomes boring if you play it too much. At present, it is still within a very interesting range, but you must also consider how to live it later The fisherman's book has a lot of nonsense since the basketball days. The key is how to make the logic self-consistent and how to enjoy it. I have never felt that authenticity is a characteristic of his writing, so I am mentally prepared for this. Come on~

Suggestions: 1. The pig's trotters are too thin, with a height of 17cm and a weight of just over 130 kilograms. The muscles are definitely not strong, and the bones are too light. A heavy kick will cause the legs of the pig's trotters to fly out! Second, at this stage, after the first game, endorsements and sponsorships will definitely be pursued! It also includes contract renewal negotiations, but Pigfoot has no domestic or foreign agents yet! There is so much to write about off-site, there is no need to write a few chapters on some forums! At least it has to be Weibo.

That's disgusting. You really don't have any brains for playing football.

I changed the title of the book. I thought you would write something different. It started with Absolute Defense Goalkeeper, but ended up being offensive like other novels.

Not recommended reading I persisted in reading about thirty chapters, mainly because I wanted to see how far the author's thinking could go. Football and basketball are different. There is no one person who can occupy all positions (not even free agents), let alone the special case of Campos who can be the goalkeeper of the national team and the top scorer. He also does not have the ability to be the goalkeeper in the same game and also take the ball and attack and shoot. Higuita intercepted the ball in midfield and scored directly into an empty goal. Bute scored a penalty kick in front but did not return to the backcourt and scored directly into an empty goal. Gatekeeper Neuer is already the best at what he does. What's especially annoying is that the protagonist is not equipped with basic goalkeeping abilities in the setting. What's the concept? It means that as long as there is a long shot outside the penalty area, he can't stop it! ! Not to mention the fairy ball, it has no ability to prevent long-range shots. I really want to see how the author rounds it up. What's the result? After reading dozens of chapters, I have yet to see a long shot or a corner kick that completely crushes the game. What kind of competition does the author think this is? This is La Liga, a La Liga where Real Madrid will lose by a big margin. Finally, football and basketball are different.

This should be the best book for you to read. It is much better than those cookie-cutter sports articles.

Your biggest problem is that you don't understand football at all, and you don't do any research on the content of the game. It's just a matter of time. You confused the 12-13 season and the 13-14 season