League of Legends: What Do You Mean, a Chaotic Top Laner?

Mu Lan, known as the league’s idea guy, unexpectedly transmigrated back to S13 and awakened the LoL Shenanigans System. The more stunts he pulled, the stronger he became: [Einstein: Play the Stone Colossus and land three consecutive hidden ults to connect to Malphite’s shared brain, channeling the power of Stone Colossus players worldwide into yourself.] [Shuai Zha Er: Miss every skill, then use the turret to complete a counterkill and type “outplayed you” in all chat to make the enemy top laner heat up fast and turn bright red.] [Great Fool, Great Wisdom: Make a crooked face and drool for 30 seconds in front of RNG’s legal department to master the law, helping you avoid death contracts and secure a healthy professional career.] Before long, the entire LoL world was caught up in a disaster known as “both sweet and foul.” Nobody knew what stunt Mu Lan would pull next, or who the next victim would be. Legendary motivational coach Zhu Kai offered this hot take: “If Lan God ever drinks my soup, it means he’s brewing something nasty, with a belly full of bad ideas and poison to cook up.” Later, viewers who often watched his matches came up with a rule: Mu Lan usually stepped up to bail the team out when they were at a disadvantage. As for how they got into trouble, don’t ask. When we’re ahead, I’ll make a play. When we’re screwed, I’ll bail us out! Later still, everyone came to understand one thing: Lan God’s stunts weren’t stunts at all. They were a signal that he was about to crush his opponents. “Shit…” On the final stage of the S13 World Championship Finals, Zeus piloted Jayce and stared at the Malphite dancing on the spot across from him, drenched in sweat. “Do I predict where this shot’s going, or not?”