I Joined a Divorce Reality Show and Went Viral for Gossiping

[Mind-reading + divorce reality show + entertainment industry + juicy gossip + feel-good wish fulfillment] Pei Xia'er, a rookie little immortal, descends to the mortal world and enters the entertainment industry, becoming a scheming black-lotus guest on a divorce reality show. While everyone else fights, she focuses on enjoying the gossip and watching the show, with a chicken leg in one hand and champagne in the other. Let's go! She encounters three bizarre couples: on the left, an over-the-hill male singer and his full-time-housewife wife, a green tea narcissist; on the right, a domineering, fatherly film director and the delicate, innocent goddess he knew as a child; and in the middle, a cool, aloof female pilot and a foppish rich second-generation heir. Everyone smiles on the outside, but the voices in their heads are full of swearing, leaving Pei Xia'er dumbfounded. To earn faith and successfully return to the Heavenly Court, I'm going all in! Scheming green tea narcissist: “Sis, do you think I'm worthy of a glass of champagne?” Pei Xia'er: “Pah, eat shit!” Delicate, pitiful innocent flower: “I never use the bathroom at school. It feels so vulgar...” Pei Xia'er: “So doesn't your bladder hurt?” Domineering film director: “Let me say a few words. First, I'm a famous director. Second, I've acted too. And finally, I'm an entrepreneur.” Pei Xia'er: “Oh? You run a social commerce business?” Over-the-hill male singer: “I feel like she doesn't love me...” Pei Xia'er: “Obviously. That kid isn't even yours.” She goes on a divorce reality show, thinking she's the only one who's abnormal. It turns out they're all nutcases! You want to compete with me in being crazy? I'll show you who's the boss! She turns to the cool, aloof woman beside her, who hasn't said a word. Pei Xia'er: “So what's your problem?” “He can't get it up...” She lets loose and enjoys a shameless life. The guests love stirring up trouble, and she tears into them relentlessly. Viewers say it's so satisfying! Fans: “Sis, you scolded them perfectly, brilliantly, and beautifully! We'll wave our banners for you!”