Time Travel: the Compassionate Clothes

Is there a shortcut to cultivating immortality? ! The master said that as long as I find a handsome guy with three black hemorrhoids on his butt, let him say three words to me: I love you. I can become an immortal. (Master, are you sure you haven't just read too much?) Therefore, my goal is to take off Cao Cao and Liu Bei, peel off Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang, expose Zhou Yu and Guo Jia, peek at Xun Yu, Jia Xu, and... Dong Zhuo! (This is definitely an accident!!!!) Handsome boy, please show off. I will give you advice and serve you tea and water. Just let me take a look at your... Hips - Pseudo-immortal writings under the guise of cultivating immortals.