The Most Evil Lord Just Wants to Fish

"Listen to me, lords, as you can see, I am not a kind lord." "Next, I will eradicate all resistance, sweep away all disobedience, and crush all obstacles." "Fear! Wail! Tremble!" "What stands before you now is the most brutal evil lord in history!" The incompetent prince of the Ailan Empire and the worst lord in history—Zero, makes a grand appearance! The rogue bandits who cause chaos on the border, the resentful black dragon soul that curses the earth, the true ancestor of the vampire under the red moon, the alien god who descends into the world, the floating city that brings darkness... I cannot allow anything more evil than me to exist in my territory! "Come on! The rebels who follow me! Let them see what the supreme evil is!" "Please stop daydreaming." The guard piled a large pile of documents on the table. "Your Highness, we can't rest now." "Let me go!" The evil lord was struck down by reality and wailed loudly: "I really just want to fish!"