My Metaphysical Livestream Is So Absurd, the Whole World Kneels as Fans

[Metaphysics + face-slapping + showbiz + unhinged antics + big shots] Suiling had transmigrated back from the cultivation world once again. She’d gone from the lofty sect master of the shabby Po Lan Sect to a celebrity everyone loved to hate. She gave a wicked smile. “Your daddy’s back!” When her ex looked down on her during a variety show, Suiling thought: Hm? Which dog is barking? While playing an escape room, she looked at the coward beside her. “Little guy, how did you die?” Before long, everyone realized that Suiling was completely unhinged. Then they discovered that a leading medical expert was giving her a back rub, a top hacker was being scolded by her for losing a game, and a musical genius was composing music for her. Beside her was also a famous streamer who could put away a hundred bowls of luosifen in one sitting. And you, don’t think researching secret weapons gets you out of sweeping the floor. But... these were just connections she’d made. She wasn’t actually capable herself. Later, netizens discovered that Suiling was the metaphysics master who had helped the nation soar. At that point, the entire internet fell to its knees. They’d heard that this metaphysics master could tell you what your ancestors had been up to for eighteen generations. Cross her, and you’d be in for a world of trouble.