Selling Pig Trotters on a Three-Wheeler and Bumping into His Ex-Girlfriend's Rolls Royce

While riding a tricycle selling stewed pig trotters, the brakes failed and he crashed into a mere Rolls-Royce. I sighed and reached for the bank card in my pocket. I originally planned to throw the money away with my hand. Unexpectedly, the person who got out of the car was my ex-girlfriend who almost became my wife. The expression on her face changed dramatically. Before I could turn around and pedal my tricycle away, my ex-girlfriend kicked me in the stomach with lightning speed. "Haha, you disappeared before marriage and wanted to fly away. Why did you come back to sell pig trotters?"