I Have a Small Clinic That Treats Mountain Spirits and Monsters

Patient 1: "Doctor, my aunt is here. She has a headache, stomachache, and feels uncomfortable all over. Please help me quickly!" "Well, you are Gong Han. It's okay. It will improve after you give birth to a child." "Doctor, can I ask you a favor? "What help? " "Help me conceive a baby! " "Well, it's not impossible. But... You must be a human being first! " ———————— Patient two: "Doctor, why does the nurse next to you keep staring at me and drooling? " "It's okay, she's too nervous, it's like this every time she has an operation, the bleeding will stop when she puts on the mask! " "Doctor, look at her, her mask is soaked with saliva! " "It's okay, you won't be able to see after you're anesthetized. " … "Lang Xiaoyue, how many times have I told you not to drool while staring at other people's wounds! " "I'm a wolf. I salivate when I smell blood. It's a normal physiological reaction! "