I’m Not a Scumbag! Just Ask Them

What? You say I’m a scumbag? Nonsense. I’m a devoted man.

What? You want to know where my devotion lies?

I reject the rotten habits of traditional womanizers: refusing to say no, making no promises, and taking no responsibility.

Instead, I say no, make promises, and take responsibility.

I reject the ugly, promise to love the beautiful forever, and take responsibility for every one of my girls.

If she thinks I’m not a scumbag, then I’m not. If she thinks I am… then she clearly doesn’t understand me. That’s what the System says, and everyone knows the System is authoritative.

System: “?”