American Comics: I'm the Dean, Not a Bastard

Arkham is full of talented people, and the superhero world is packed with villains. It's too dangerous! After transmigrating as a rich second-generation heir, Ivor Spencer has to work hard, or he'll be stuck inheriting the Umbrella Corporation's tens of billions in assets. So he keeps alternating between brief bursts of ambition and a sustained commitment to lazing around! Captain America: I'm telling you, Ivor, inmates keep escaping from your Arkham Asylum. This can't go on! Ivor: Okay, Aunt Sarah. Steve says he's going to beat me up! Aunt Sarah: Steve, how can you talk to your stepfather like that? Iron Man: Hahaha, this is killing me! Batman: Tony, he's your stepfather too! Iron Man, turning green in the face: Bruce, same goes for you. He's your stepfather! Batman's expression turns cold too: Superman will handle this! Super Crk Clark: Sorry, he's my brother-in-law. I'm off. Let's grab tea sometime!