My Roommate Tricked My Brother Into Getting a Vasectomy, Not Knowing He Has a Super-Male Constitution

The campus heartthrob my roommate had chased for three years confessed to me. She didn’t cry or make a scene. Instead, she went after my younger brother. She tricked him into getting a vasectomy, then taunted me. “You stole my man, so I’ll make sure your brother can’t be a man. He loves me so much that from now on, I’ll train him like a dog.” It’s true that my brother is a hopeless romantic, but he’s also a total brute!