I Won't Be Allowed to Be a Priest, so I Have No Choice but to Become the Pope.

"Next, I would like to invite the honorable Patriarch of the Cross, the Pope of Rome, the recipient of the Order of Holy Unity, the leader of the cause of anti-religious rule, the lifelong enemy of the devil, and the founder of the European Union, the Honorable Mr. Roland Caillot to deliver a speech on the 30th anniversary of the founding of the United Pan-Continental University!" Caillaux took the stage with Joan, the only female pope in the Roman Catholic Church, on his arm. He glanced around the audience and murmured: "Aphrodite, Lucifer, what do you think I should say?" The white-haired demon and the thousand-eyed angel were floating behind him, barely able to stop drooling. "Look at these delicious souls. They treat you like a hero. Why don't you say something nice?" Caio took a deep breath and shouted: "The Roman Catholic Church is a bunch of sons of bitches!" "Oh!!!" The audience burst into thunderous applause. "The same goes for Christianity!" He added quickly. The applause from the audience became even louder.