My Wife Replaced Our Flower Girl with Her One True Love’s Dog, Forgetting I’m Allergic

At our wedding, the flower girl carrying the rings was suddenly replaced by a dog. I only frowned on instinct, but my fiancée turned on me and walked out right there. She had forgotten that I was allergic to dogs, yet blamed me for ruining her perfect wedding. Only later did I learn that the dog belonged to her first love. Since she couldn’t marry the dog’s owner, she had to let the dog take part in the wedding instead. Later, under pressure from her parents, my ex-fiancée called me. “Unless you give me another perfect wedding, I’ll never forgive you.” Puzzled by her aggressive demands, I asked, “Didn’t we break up ages ago?”