My best friend and I were transported into a xianxia novel. She set out to win over the Heavenly Prince, while I pursued the Demon Lord. But just as we were about to complete our missions, their beloved White Moonlight, the immortal Qingyin, woke up. She lifted her elegant chin and looked down at us with a malicious smile. “Believe me, all I have to do is beckon, and they’ll abandon you in an instant.” The Heavenly Prince, who had sworn eternal devotion to my friend, plunged his sword into her abdomen and killed their child. The Demon Lord grabbed me by the throat. “So you’ve been lying to me all along. It was clearly Qingyin who saved me!” To keep us from suffering any more abuse, I simply asked my friend, “How about we kill ourselves?” She didn’t hesitate. “If you die, I die too.” So we jumped straight off the Immortal Execution Platform and left those two idiots behind. But we never expected the plot to collapse completely after we returned to the real world. Those two men turned the Three Realms upside down, searching for my friend and me like madmen.
