During a company retreat, we played Truth or Dare. My best friend accidentally kissed my wife. Instead of backing off, he gazed at her tenderly and said, “My biggest regret is giving you up to him.” My wife was moved to tears. Everyone else looked awkwardly at me, waiting to see how I’d react. I set down my glass without a care. “It’s not too late to change your mind. Why not get a divorce tomorrow and make room for you two?”
