My boyfriend was a police officer. When I was threatened by a criminal, the bomb strapped to me had only ten minutes left before it exploded. The criminal told me to call my boyfriend, but all I got was a furious tirade.
“Fang Shu, will you ever stop? You’re so jealous you’re joking about your own life? Don’t you know Qianqian’s cat has been stuck in a tree for three days? She loves that cat more than life itself!”
“If I’m delayed and someone dies, you’ll be a murderer!”
A girl’s coquettish voice came through the receiver. “Thank you, big brother. You’re amazing.”
That girl was my boyfriend’s childhood friend. With the bomb about to explode, I sent my boyfriend a text: “Goodbye forever. I hope we never meet again in our next lives.”
