After Five Years of Being Childfree, My Wife Insists on Having a Baby

After five years of being child-free, my wife suddenly decided she wanted a baby. She poked holes in our condoms and tried every trick in the book. Since her health made pregnancy dangerous, I worried about her and refused. She berated me for being heartless and not caring about how badly she wanted a child. Seeing her break down left me in agony. After several days of giving each other the silent treatment, I decided to give in. But before I could tell her, she hit me with a bombshell: “Honey, I’m pregnant.” I stared at her, unable to speak. I was so worried something might happen to her that I’d already had a vasectomy.