A Villainous Master’s Guide to Raising Dogs

[The heroine reforms without becoming a doormat; she’s a laid-back, cool genius. The hero is a beautiful, tragic mad dog: a humble, gloomy schemer. The plot isn’t angst-heavy, so read with confidence.] Qun Yu transmigrates into a novel written by her roommate, Bai Nuannuan. Bai Nuannuan wrote herself as a beloved little ray of sunshine, the delicate wife in the hero’s arms, and the darling of all the male supporting characters. But she wrote Qun Yu as the evil master of five future lovesick mad-dog disciples. In the novel, Qun Yu is ruthless, cruel, and wicked. Jealous of Bai Nuannuan, the chosen one, she frames her again and again and torments her own disciples in every way. The five disciples survive her abuse and each return as a powerful ruler, seeking revenge. The eldest, whose core was destroyed, becomes a mad demon king. The second, whose muscles and bones were shattered, becomes a violent Martial Saint. The third, who lost a finger and his hearing, becomes a brooding zither demon. The fourth, blinded in both eyes, becomes a vicious Gu Saint. The fifth, paralyzed, becomes a ruthless tyrant. Qun Yu looks at the five furious little rascals before her and feels like the sky is falling. Th-these are the five most terrifying mad dogs in the novel...? After working diligently to reform her image... she realizes she would’ve been better off not trying. All five little rascals have turned out wrong. The eldest demon king becomes a cunning schemer; the second, the Martial King, turns into a tender-hearted straight man; the third instantly becomes a gentle, capable househusband; the fourth, the Gu Saint, turns into a clingy puppy; and the fifth is even more direct, surrounding the sect at the foot of the mountain with a million troops. “Master, this world is my betrothal gift to you!” Qun Yu: “You ungrateful disciple. Get lost.”